Friday, July 24, 2009

What did pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaannnt (to the tune of his theme song).

Right now I really wish he would come over here and step on all these ants!!! I was gardening this morning and they were crawling all over me. I keep sanitizing the kitchen and they come for the water after. Bait goes back to their nests, I breathe a sigh of relief, only to feel something creepy and crawly on my skin again. I tell myself it's a piece of hair or something. Of course I can't resist smacking it- and there is yet another "dead ant, dead ant..."

Maybe I should just let it get really hot in here and they will go away. But then again, we would have to go away if it were hot, too. What a predicament these ants put us all in!

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